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Show him the fruits

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Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.

Okay I must clear this up more concretely since this has gone far beyond my circle of folks who have the context of Why This Is Actually Funny, because there are thousands of people here who are like ‘kids are so rude, kids are so evil, I hate kids’ when…

1) Kids are little humans and they’re learning and they should be treated as little humans who are learning. Don’t be a dick to kids. Adults who are assholes to kids is such a bad look, and kids remember that shit.

2) This particular child was being SO earnest and ‘except for you’ was said not as an insult but like ‘oh…you’re the last one left 😢’.

I dress like this everyone:

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[ID: image of a person wearing a puffy 18th century shirt, waistcoat, and cravat.]

Thank u, goodnight.

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Gummy Bear Skin Rug

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He is chubby and you can’t convince me otherwise

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It’s Friday Fred! You made it! TGIF

thank goodness, it’s Fred

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Nothing stops this train

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It’s literally Friday

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Happy Friday Everyone.

Work is out. Time to get on the Party bus.

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Time to get in touch with the weekend, it’s Friday Night

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Happy Friday

@sodakickparty helped me finish this Friday Fred

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It was SUPER RADICAL!!

Have a totally tubular new year

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First Fred of 2023

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Oh my god!! It really works!! I reblogged Friday Fred on Friday the 13th and nothing happened!!!

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you know what day it is.

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Happy Friday Fred. Soon every day will be Friday!

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He grew into the hat…

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Oh yeah it’s mid-march-ish

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Sorry for reblogging twice in a row but I need to include “The Frides of March”

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Happy Friday, everyone

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Friday Fred IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!

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Created by @docvalentine

Friday FR3D

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Power still out so killing 2 birds with 1 stone

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You were drawn by flashlight, actually.

Found these tags on my last hand-drawn post inspiring:

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I’m so good at art.

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This doodle made me laugh too much so now this is the Fred this week

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THE ONE PIZZA…!

THE ONE PIZZA IS REAL!!!!!!

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A scan of the old Friday Fred expansion from the GUYS system. I don’t think this is Friday Fred’s first appearance, but I could be wrong. It’s definitely an off-model design.

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Fred is Going Corporate

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I love how in the Bahumia campaign, the band saves the world and helps people because they like being nice and heroic, and then the Trinivale Triplets absolutely don’t care about anyone but their immediate social circle and only help if there’s something in it for them. I adore both.

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Explain this

People think it’s like grades, sleep, or social life. But it’s really like Victorian hippo dance. I think the post is pretty clear about that.